Why Perfectly Good New Corvettes Are Being Cut In Half With A Garage Tool

Every year, a surprising number of perfectly functional vehicles are quietly taken apart for reasons that have little to do with performance or safety. These cars run, drive, and behave like any other model in showroom-perfect condition, yet they’re sent to facilities where their fate is sealed. One such example is this C8 Corvette, now in pieces, after GM completed its internal use.

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In late 2021, a series of tornadoes struck Bowling Green, Kentucky, damaging the Corvette production plant. At the time, it was clear Chevrolet would scrap most of the affected cars, though the exact method remained a mystery. That changed recently when we received photos of the process. And thanks to the man who carried out the dirty work, we now have a clearer picture.

A Job Few Would Envy

That man is Brandon Woodley, a hard working skill-filled guy just following orders. It just so happens that those orders sometimes sound something like “destroy that perfectly functional (and perhaps lightly damaged) Corvette over there, and then do the same to the ten right behind it.” Woodley doesn’t just pull some fuel lines apart or cut a ground cable; he literally saws these cars in half, and it’s all above board.

He tells Carscoops that the entire process can take as little as three minutes. What type of massive industrial cutting tool does the work? “Sawsall with a metal blade,” says Woodley. That’s right, the same tool you probably have in your garage is what professionals use to literally cripple supercars.

Legal Limits Keep These Cars in Pieces

Why couldn’t someone just buy both halves and have a functioning car? “Both halves can be sold to the same person but can’t be put back together legally,” he says. “GM exes out the vins basically, and the car can no longer be sold.”

It’s worth noting that this sort of intentional destruction isn’t all that uncommon. Automakers often build test mules for all sorts of reasons that don’t involve a tornado. They have to have cars for everyday testing, they need to practice production on cars that won’t end up in customers’ hands, and some cars end up as crash-test vehicles. That enables an automaker to ensure there aren’t issues on the production line, during real-world testing, or in real-world crashes.

Built to Be Destroyed

The kicker is that these cars rarely have VIN numbers, so they’re not street legal anyway. As such, they are often born with their ultimate fate already sealed. That’s similar to what we see here: the untimely but inevitable fate of some great sports cars that died so that production versions could live. That all said, we did reach out to Chevrolet to confirm some additional details about these cars and others like them.

While we wait for answers, we asked what you would do with these broken-up pieces aside from trying to put them back together. Some commenters had some great answers. “Turn it into a BBQ,” said one. “That would make a great trailer for towing behind a C8 Corvette,” said another. Well, we hear you and these are great ideas, but we’re sure you’ll have more.

Credit: Brandon Woodley